TMI TUESDAY!!

TMI Tuesday is still one of my favorite memes to do lol. Natalie is bringing home some like Thai food for me to try for dinner. I dont think I have ever had any Thai so like I am not sure I will like it. She explained it all to me and it sounds like it will be like interesting to try. We will see if I totally dig it or never wanna touch it again here soon lol! Ok thats like enough rambling for today I did PLENTY of yapping yesterday hehe. On with the TMI!!

1. What was your first job?
Baskin Robbins scooping yummy ice cream all summer when I was 15.

2. When did you go to your first funeral?
When I was 11. For an aunt that I like, never had met, not even once. She lived in Paris and they had her sent back here to be buried since like thats what she had wanted done. She died young though but she had all her stuff in line because of what she did for a living and what she did for fun. She was like a big risk taker apparently so like she knew she needed to keep things in line in case like anything happened to her. I wish I had gotten to know her because she seemed like a totally cool lady.

3. What is the sexiest word in the English dictionary?
Lust, desire, perpendicular, Sapphire, carnal, revealing, wet. I know some of those probably seem weird to other people lol but ohhh well. :):)

4. Are you left handed or right handed? Which direction does the top of your head lean when you kiss on the lips?
Right handed. Usually I lean right but like currently with Nick he is ambidextrous so he can go either way. So sometimes we like knock foreheads a little bit because I never know which way he is like gonna be going lol.

5. Females: Which breast is larger?
The left one is slightly larger. No I didnt have to check either lol.

Bonus (as in optional):Define sexy?
Charisma, confidence, a nice smile, respect and ambition.


I you want to start playing TMI TUESDAY you should check out the site and see if you want to get in to doing it on Tuesdays too! No pun intended lol!!! http://tmituesday.blogspot.com is the link to check it out. I had fun.

Massive update lol

Ok so I like got so busy with doing memes that I forgot to do updates with life and stuff in between those. So to anyone reading I am sorry now but this is going to be like seriously long. If anyone truly gets all the way through this then bravo honey because you get a standing ovation lol. Ok lets dive in!

Katelynne broke up with Mason and Beth. Beth left Mason for a relationship with Anne and another female. Mason and Katelynne still work together at my job but its like so insanely awkward. Apparently Mason badly wants Katelynne back. She says so sooo doesnt want back with him. Apparently one night Beth had Anne over. Mason got home and apparently he didnt like penetrate Anne but he did everything but fuck her. So Katelynne found out and packed up her stuff and moved out to go live with her best friend. I kinda dont feel sorry for her because they had such an odd relationship and it was obvious Mason wasnt too into being like monogamous. But hes like all sad and crap over her. He was writing poems about like being lonely and missing Katelynne and stuff like that on napkins on his break. Its sad that theyre both like hurting so much (even though KLynne is trying to totally pretend otherwise) but really, what did they expect with the way they were doing things??? Seriously lol. For more clarity on the drama behind this, go here to this previous post for a bit of like the explaination.


Things between me and Nick are going well. Hes such a total sweetheart! And he is soo passionate. We still havent had sex yet though! Its driving me totally mad. Like we make out and fool around you know the whole oral sex bit. We get so close and then we slow down and back away from sex. Well, he slows down and backs away. I want to! Obviously you know that if you like read my blog though hehehe. Its making me crazy! He is sooo passionate and sensual. His kisses, touches, licks, bites, nibbles... everything, sensual and passionate. He gets me sooo hot only to abruptly stop and cool me back down. Siiigh. I have like talked to him about it as of last night actually and he says hes just not ready to do it yet. Im like ugh but hey its okay, eventualy we will get there. We went to dinner last night too and this themed restaraunt Id never heard of. It was so cool, this dude dressed as The Big Bad Wolf was our server and he totally was into the role too. So much fun. Then we went and had desserts at this French cafe I adore which I think I have posted about before lol. Hes awesome. :)


Cynthia is still dating my ex but she still wants to try to stay close to me. I dunno if Im just like being a bitch or not but I just really cant do it right now. I know she had nothing to do with the way he treated me but I dunno. I just wouldnt get into a relationship with one of my like supposed best friends at all! Like especialy not when that ex treated them so badly and hurt them so much. I just dont see how she can be okay with all of it at all. And it like... it hurts me that she would be with him. But now Im starting to think maybe Im making too much of it? I just dont know. :(


Tasha and her boyfriend have been like arguing a lot lately. It makes things a little awkward around the house because Tasha is one of those who holds on to things too long so she will be like snippy with him the rest of the day when they have like had an argument that day. She was telling me the other day shes not sure she wants to be with him anymore. I started asking her more about that but she like got totally defensive and snippy and wouldnt talk anymore about it.


I havent talked to my mom since Mothers Day. I think she is still bitter about me leaving home I guess. My moms not a bad lady so dont think that we just have a LOT of trouble getting a long now. She has a lot of trouble with thinking of me as an adult and like treating me like one. Also on Mothers Day she asked me if I was done pretending to be a grown up yet and if I was ready to come home yet. Which just kind of pissed me off. I mean I know I have roommates so were all like sharing the rent and bills and all that. But still, to me I feel like Im being responsible. I dont know. Im just like soo confused right now about a lot. Siigh.

Well I think this way def long enough lol. I might come back later and find a Monday meme to do. Hehehe. :)

Kisses!
~Kellie~

Early Saturday boredom...

Your Lust Quotient: 59%

You are definitely a lustful person, but you do a good job of hiding it. Your friends would be surprised to know that your secretly very wild!

How Much Lust Do You Have?

You Are 64% Open Minded

You are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded. Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints. But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line. You're open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself.

How Open Minded Are You?

The Part of You That No One Sees

You are unique, witty, and even a little snobby. You're quite proud of who you are, and nothing is going to change that. You've paved your own way in life, and you've ended up where you want to be. Underneath it all, you feel very isolated from the rest of the world. It's hard to find people to relate to you on every level. The mundane interests of your friends and family often bore or depress you.

What's the Part of You That No One Sees?

You Are a Bad Girl

You are 30% Good and 70% Bad You're a total bad girl, from your wild hair to tattooed toes. But you're too badass to even care if you're labeled "bad"!

Are You a Good Girl or a Bad Girl?

Your Stripper Song Is

My Love Is Like ... Wo by Mya "My love is like...wo My kiss is like...wo My touch is like...wo" You're the full package - and you let everyone know it!

What Song Should You Strip To?

Your Personality Is Like Acid

A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict. One moment you're in your own little happy universe... And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell!

What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

In a Past Life...

You Were: A Genius Assassin. Where You Lived: Portugal. How You Died: Buried alive.

Who Were You In a Past Life?

What Your Face Says

At first glance, people see you as warm and well-balanced. Overall, your true self is passionate and physical. With friends, you seem dramatic, lively, and quick to react. In love, you seem energetic - almost manic. In stressful situations, you seem cheerful and optimistic.

What Do People Think Of Your Face?

You Are 40% Bitchy

You're a pretty sweet person, and you're definitely not prone to bitchy outbursts. Sometimes, though, you can't help thinking mean thoughts about people. But at least you don't act on them!

How Bitchy Are You?

You Are a Gingerbread House

A little spicy and a little sweet, anyone would like to be lost in the woods with you.

What Holiday Food Are You?

Your Ex is Histrionic

Your ex is hot and cold - a total drama queen or king. Your ex can't survive without tons of dramatics, attention, and approval. People with histrionic personality disorder are inappropriately seductive, prone to rapid mood swings, and rash decision makers. Sound at all familiar?

What's Wrong With Your Ex?

Your Lucky Underwear Is Red

You're confident and bold, and your lucky red underwear will only make you more sure of yourself. You have a great zest for life, and you tend to take on impossible goals - and succeed. When it comes to love, it's hard for you to take the time to open up. You're too busy conquering the world. So if you're looking for a little more romance, put on your red underpants. And see where their passion takes you!

What Color Is Your Lucky Underwear?

I am a posting fool today! #3 here!

Im posting a lot today lol. I just feel like being lazy and not doing a whole lot today. I know its Friday and we will like probably have people and stuff over to chill tonight in the apartment but nothing big. Im just not in the mood to go out tonight amd chilling at the apartment with friends is cheaper and still fun lol.

Ok so I am resuming my memes lol. My first one today is Friday Fiver which you can check out here.

1. What was on your mind yesterday?
Bills, Nick, sex, grocery shopping, what to do for Kiras birthday, other stuff too I bet lol.

2. What is on your mind today?
Right now whether I wanna order Chinese or pizza for delivery service lol. Oh and still what to do for Kiras birthdat.

3. Do you like bonfires?
I think theyre fun with the right people and in the right weather lol.

4. Do you believe in the paranormal?
Somewhat.

5. Can you swim?
Oh yeaah! I love to go swimming, I went this morning actually lol.


Meme #2 today is Friday's Feast. You can go here if you want to play that one lol.

Appetizer
List 3 emotions you experienced this week.
Anger.
Lust.
Disappointment.


Soup
Name a car you’d love to have.
I have a list that has BMWs, Lexus and a Ferarri on there lol. Any of those.

Salad
Describe your typical morning routine.
My alarm goes off, I hit snooze, it goes off again, I get up, I pee and wash my face, I exercise and jog, I have breakfast, I shower, do my hair, do make up, get dressed. Then I either go to work or go do whatever it is Im gonna be doing first that day.

Main Course
Have you ever emailed someone famous? If so, who, and what did you say to them? Did they reply?
Never lol. I wish I had a better answer but this is the truth of it.


Dessert
Do you listen to podcasts? If so, which ones?
Aww my answers are so lame lol but no, I dont listen to any podcasts either.


Ok now I will finally go start on an update post lol but I still think it will be like Monday before that makes it up.

CAUTION: Naughty Content

In case yall havent figured it out yet lol I love doing memes and surveys and stuff like that. I dunno why but its like just addicting to me. So to make up for my absence here is a naughty little survey I got off myspace lol. Its mostly sex related so if you dont wanna like read that kind of content, skip this post lol and stay away from most of my other posts too hehehe. Ok here yall go, enjoy. Comment and let me know I still have some readers lol.


ADULT SURVEY

1) Ever been to a strip club?
A couple of times.

2) Ever been to a bar?
Yes sure not ever to legally drink since Im only a wee little 19 lol.

3) Ever been kicked out of a bar?
Nope!

4) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No, I will stumble and have people help me away but I will not be carried lol.

5) Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes but it wasnt that great.

6) Thrown up from drinking too much?
A few times yuck lol.

7) Had sex in a car?
Oh yeah lol a few times there too lol. It was ok except for one time that was totally fantastic.

8) Had sex in a park?
Yes!

9) Had sex in a cinema?
A cinema? lol Yeah I have tried and its been ok, I guess I just dont get how fucking in a theater goes lol.

10) Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes but not a public one lol.

11) Had sex at work?
Not that I remember lol.

12) Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes.

13) Bought something from an "adult" store?
Yeah a few things hehe. I made a post about some of my toys a while back. :)

14) Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
This is talking about my myspace friends list and I have a couple people on there that I have fooled around with and a couple that I wouldnt mind doing lol.

15) Have you ever had your ass fingered?
A couple of times lol. I prefer beads honestly.

16) Are your breasts real?
Helll yeaaah.

17) Have you ever kissed a stranger?
Yes but its not a habit lol.

18) Does someone have naughty pics of you?
If you consider nude to be naughty then yes lol.

19) Ever had oral sex in a nightclub?
No.

20) Ever had sex with someone you met through Myspace?
No, I dont meet people off there.

21) Have you ever had sex with someone who was just a friend?
Yeah. Draama.

22) Have you ever had anal?
Yes.

23) Have you ever given it, like with a dildo (girls)/taken it (boys)?
Nooo, thats creepy lol.

24) Given/Received a rim job?
No on the given, yes on the received.

25) Flashed/Mooned anyone?
Yes on the flashed, no on the mooned.

26) Dated multiple people at the same time?
Yes but none were committed relationships and we both knew we were dating other people.

27) Had a one night stand?
Yeah, totally not worth it.

28) Willingly had sex with a family member (or wanted to)?
Noooo! Disgusting.

29) Have you ever shrimped/or/snowballed anyone?
No lol.

30) Dirty Sanchez?
NO. Never.

31) Pissed on someone?
I did once because this guy I was dating begged me to so many times that like I just gave in.Totally weird and never did it again.

32) Danced on a stage?
Yeaah.

33) Played with chains, ropes, monkey bars?
Guess what I did with my graduation ropes.... hehehe!

34) Beaten someone?
Not really no if you mean like cuts and bruises lol.

35) Do you bite?
When Im really horny.

36) Hard or soft biting?
Somewhere in the middle mostly.

37) Hard or soft sex?
It changed with my mood lol. Hard is great for when Im like really horny and just wanna fuck the hell out of someone. Its also great when like Im in a horny aggressive mood. Soft sex is more romantic and sensual and feels just really nice. Then somewhere in between the 2 is like goood too and what I usually perfer lol.

38) How many partners (a.0-5/b.6-10/c.11-15/d.16-20/e.20+)?
Ill just pick a letter and say B lol.

39) Have you ever had a fuck buddy?
Yes lol. That can be nice sometimes...

40) Have you ever had a bisexual partner?
Yes lol.

41) What do you think of beastiality?
Gross.

42) Would you have more than one boyfriend/girlfriend in a serious relationship at once?
No lol I think it would be difficult to manage lol.

43) Rate your DESIRE for sex (not your actual intake)?
(Nympho/I love sex or calmed down nympho/I would like some/Sex scares me)
I love sex but Im not considering myself any kind of nympho lol although Im not too clear on how much sex a person has before called a nympho.

44) How often do you swear?
Probably way more than I should lol.

45) Do you own/use a sex toy?
All I have to say is check this post out lol... why buy them and not use them?!

46) Are you multi-orgasmic?
-ish.

47) Have you changed your clothes in the last 24 hours?
LOL Of course!

48) Are you an exhibitionist?
Sometimes lol I kinda flip back and forth on that one.

49) Do you like to walk around your house half/fully naked?
Half yeah a lot but naked only sometimes when no ones here or when only me and Natalie are the ones at home.

50) Bra size/dick size?
Small C cup.

Oops Ive been absent

I apologize to the few people who like check up on my blog since I havent made a post in days and days. Ive just been super busy with work and life in general and havent spent much time on the computer at all. I honestly forgot about my own damn blog for a couple days but I have rememberd and am now back again for more lol. I will start working on a general life update tonight but that might take a while even in like the condensed version so that will be up like probably Monday I think.

Kisses.
~Kellie~

DrAmA!!

Drama drama DRAMA. Work is all about it. Youd think work was like all about work but nooo its all about the drama. Theres a girl, Katelynne. Another girl, Beth. A guy, Mason. Katelynne is straight. Beth is bisexual. Mason is bisexual too. Katelynne and Beth are both Masons girlfriends. Yeah, two girlfriends. They obviously know about each other. All 3 of them live in the same house. They all sleep in like the same king sized bed every night. Since Katelynne is straight, they never have the technical like 3some sexually. Katelynne doesnt help when Mason and Beth are fucking but she doesnt leave the room either. Beth doesnt get in it when Katelynne and Mason are fucking because Katelynne wont allow it. They do the whole relationship thing together as a 3some though. So its totally odd and no one really gets it but its whatever. Anyway everyone LOVES to gossip about them since Katelynne and Mason work together at my job. Beth works at the place next door so shes in a lot since she like typicaly gets off before they do. Everyone knows about them. They flaunt it badly to everyone. Well, Beth has started having sex with another girl. This girl is Anne. Anne is not allowed into their 3some relationship. Katelynne is mad that Beth is doing someone else. Mason says hes a little put off with it but doesnt mind so much because Beth shows him pictures and tells him about her sex with Anne. Katelynnes getting a little jealous that Mason has such an interest in what Beth and Anne do. Well duh! Hes OBVIOUSLY a guy who digs the thought of having 2 chicks. Hello honey, didnt you figure that one out already? So anyway Katelynne has been really snotty and bitchy to Mason as work the past few days. They had a totally big fight outside tonight after their shifts had ended. So this is how everyone in there tonight found about the whole Anne thing. They got into a fight in the parking lot and Katelynne came back in crying and sat in the bar area of the restaraunt. Mason had left because Katelynne said she told him to get away from her and leave her alone for a while. They had taken Masons car to work so Katelynne said she would just like get a ride from a coworker when she was ready to go home.

People start offering advice telling her to get out of the relationship shes in. "Its unhealthy. Its wrong. You shouldn't be putting up with these things. Youre in a shitty situation. You deserve better. Hes a jerk anyway." All stuff like that you know.

Apparently Mason had gone home and told Beth everything. Katelynne had been sitting up there for like umm... I think about an hour and a 1/2 when Beth comes storming into the bar part of the restaraunt. She gets in Katelynnes face and starts yelling at her about how shes being stupid and how she made Mason feel so bad and stuff like that. Katelynne gets like totalllyyy pissed and gets up and starts yelling at Beth. Our manager came over and broke them up and took them both to the outside. They kept fighting out there after he had like left them alone. Then they came in like 30 minutes later all huggy and friendly again. They were sitting there on the stools maybe like 10 minutes when Beth said something to set Katelynne off and they started fighting all over again. Beth screamed at her and then took off.

I have no idea what else came of that because I got off and got the hell outta there ASAP lol. Im sure tomorrow the rumor mill will be like spinning at full circle though. Drama like whoa I swear. Its always something.

Wednesday's 35

1. Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to?
No.

2. Is it harder to be rejected or to reject someone else?
Rejected. It hurts more.

3. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
Pop!

4. What is the best thing about your current job?
The money lol.

5. Do you wish cell phone etiquette was a required class?
People know they just dont do it.

6. What's the last thing you drank?
Im drinking a yummy Pina Colada as I type this.

7. Have you been on a date in the past week?
Yes.

8. Where are you going on your next vacation?
No clue.

9. Have you ever thrown up from working out?
When I was like 16 I did.

10. Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
New.

11. Have you ever gotten so wasted you didn’t know what was going on?
More or less but those times like rarely happen.

12. Do you like pulp-y orange juice?
With light pulp only.

13. Are you touchy-feely?
With certain people hehe.

14. Did you cry at your high school graduation?
Hell no.

15. Do you prefer the tanning bed or the sun?
Sun.

16. What are two of your favorite places to eat?
On The Border and Johnny Carinos.

17. What could you tolerate...someone who snores or a sleep walker?
Snores. When I sleep, I am OUT.

18. Do you consider yourself bi-polar?
Everyone has their days.

19. What's something your friends make fun of you for?
My phobias and my obsessions lol.

20. What's your worst personality flaw?
I tend to form opinions of people upon like initially meeting them instead of getting to know them.

21. Have you ever gone to therapy?
No.

22. Would you ever parachute off of a plane?
Yeah!

23. Have you ever ridden an elephant?
An elephant? Haha! Nope.

24. Are you irish in any way?
I dont think so.

25. Have you ever ridden in a U-Haul?
Yes.

26. Do you like to play Scrabble?
Yeah but Im not that good at it lol.

27. Have you ever been to a nude beach?
In Mexico! lol

28. Have you ever drank Jack Daniels?
Yeah but he doesnt like me so much.

29. Have you ever had sex on the beach?
Like literaly or the drink? Oh well, yes to both anyways.

30. What are you saving your money up for right now?
Summer trips.

31. What was the last gift card you received?
I think for Starbucks...

32. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
Hell yeah.

33. Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your opinion of them?
If Im dating them then well yeah a little. Otherwise nope.

34. Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober person?
No.

35. What do you do when you spy a bug in your house?
"Spy a bug" hahaha.... well when I SEEE a bug I go kill it, or if its really gross Ill do a little girly freak out and try to get someone else to kill it lol.

Tuesday meme...TMI!

TMI Tuesday is still so far my favorite meme.


1. What sight, sound, smell, object or whatever most remind you of a special someone?
I have like a lot of different things that remind me of a lot of different people. Certain family members and friends are considered to me to be special someones. If by that you mean like a boyfriend or an ex. Then like Disney movies always remind me of my first real boyfriend. Lilies always remind me of my first love since he gave me lilies like once every week the whole time we were together. So totally sweet huh? My current guy um, just songs that make me think of him. Oh and chocolate makes me think of him. Heck like a lot of things make me think of Nick right now lol.

2. Favourite body part/parts of the opposite (or same) sex?
I have lots of favorites on me lol. I like just love eyes. Green and hazel are my like tied favorite for number 1. Then brown. Then blue. Then anything else. Good strong arms, oooh la la. Broad shoulders are like sexy as hell and I have totally never figure out why I think this. Not yet anyway but hot. A nice flat tummy. I dont need like a 6 pack abs (those are nice though lol) but I like a flat tummy. Oh and nice clean straight teeth! I love a man with nice teeth and a pretty smile.

3. Do you prefer to give or receive?
Receive! I like to give too though lol. I love to give a blowjob but I'd rather get my vagina licked. I like being on top sometimes during sex but I love when the guy rides me.

4. One night stands- What's the protocol? Stay the night or get the hell outta there?
Get the hell out! In the nicest and like most respectful way possible but still.... OUT lol.

5. What is the strangest place you've had sex?
My best friends bed with an exboyfriend... while she was passed out drunk in it lol. Oh and at a party on the futon in the living room with people passed out drunk like all over the place. In a guy friends bed with his older brother. In a Sunday School classroom. In a cave that was dark and wet and yeah like creepy but hey, it was good lol!

Bonus (as in optional): How old were you when you lost your virginity? Who was it to? Describe the event.
I was 14 and he was like my boyfriend at the time and he was 15 lol. It was in his parents house in his dads home office. He had a really worn in over stuffed couch in there that was like sooo very comfortable. We did it the first time on there after school while no one else was home yet. It lasted like maybe 5 minutes and neither of us really knew what to do. So it was like pretty awkward and not very fun. We like looked into it more and just practiced a lot after that first time. We did sex then homework then sex again then more homework lol. By then someone was usually home. Thats when we found out sex leaves a smell so thats when we discovered what incense were and started burning them while we "studied hard" up in his room lol.


I you want to start playing TMI TUESDAY you should check out the site and see if you want to get in to doing it on Tuesdays too! No pun intended lol!!! http://tmituesday.blogspot.com is the link to check it out. I had fun.

3rd post for today :x lol

I got this off of Wes's Tu Phish blog.

1. Ever punch someone in the face?
Yeah I have, I think one time only. It was a guy that had tried to feel me up and it like caught me by surprise because he was just behind me in a line so I like whirled around and socked him one in the face lol.

2. How old are you?
19.

3. Are you single or taken?
Newly taken.

4. Eat with your hands or utensils?
It depends on what Im eating lol. I eat spaghetti with utensils but I eat pizza with my hands. Like as long as my hands wont get all messy then I dont mind eating with my hands.

5. Do you dream at night?
Sometimes.

6. Ever seen a corpse?
No.

7. Have you ever wished someone dead?
Not really. It like might be a thought right away when Im like supremely angry but I take it back since I never mean it.

8. Do You Like Bush, the president?
I honestly dont know much about politics. I try to follow it but there is a lot I end up not understanding still. I dont have an opinion of him since I dont know enough about politics to feel like I can like form an opinion about him.

9. Do you trust the police?
Its like a 60/40 thing with them. Theres good ones and shitty ones.

10. Do you like country music?
A little of it. Not much lol.

11. what is your fondest memory of me?
N/A.

12. If you could change anything about yourself would you?
Maybe dunno it depends on what it is. Physical or like personality wise you know.

13. Would you date me?
N/A

14. What do you wear to sleep?
Clothes! Sometimes lol ;)

15. Have you ever peed in a pool?
Eww no. People need to get there lazy butts out if they need to pee!

16. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?
Depends on what you did and why you did it.

17. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
I dunno. Whatever you wanted to do as long as it was like something within normal reasonable bounds.

18. What is your favorite thing about me?
N/A

19. Do you think Im attractive?
Yeah Wes is pretty cute ladies lol. (I HATE the word attractive lol)

20. What's your favorite color?
Pinks, lighter blues, greens, purples. Just look at my blog lol.

21. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?
My old best friend Torri. RIP babe.

22. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?
I carry a toothbrush in a toohbrush case and a travel sized toothpaste with me in my bag lol.

23. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
If ANYONE wants to fill this out just like copy it and use the comment box to reply to me! Or at least leave me a comment with like a link to your blog if you decide to post it. :)

Monday's A Bitch

Ok so I totally cheated and ordered a pizza and some breadsticks lol. This will make sense if you like go down and read my first post for today. I didnt feel like cooking anything at all really. Oh well. I havent had pizza in a while lol. The meme Im gonna do is called Monday's A Bitch. Check it out here if you want to go play too. :)

1. What's the first R-rated movie you ever saw?
It was some kind of old horror movie my cousins were watching. I was like 6 and I wasnt supposed to be watching it but I snuck in and watched it with them anyway. My mom found out later when I like woke her up screaming because of my nightmare lol.

2. What word always makes you laugh?
Oompa Loompa. Diarrhea. Impotence. Lallygag. Ding. ....lol Im sure there more but I though of those first.

3. What's your biggest extravagance?
Buying clothes and cosmetics lol. Oh yeah and buying like things for around the apartment and my room.

4. What song would you choose to sing if you had to serenade a crying baby to sleep?
Ohh umm... I think Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. Or Angel by Sarah McLachlan.

5. What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Nothing lol. I hate those things.

Monday

I worked 10 - 5 today. I normally am on the night shift but I switched schedules today with a girl who needed the day off and was willing to work a night for it. No one wanted to do it which I dont get why, I would def rather have the night off lol. Well I kinda get it. Most of the people who work night crew are like big partiers so they like wouldnt be able or want to get up early to come in to work. I mean Im not like Suzy Sunshine or anything but Id still rather get up and have like my evening and night free. I still have fun and go out. I just know not to be like a big IDIOT and stay up until like 4 or 5 am when you have to be getting up at like 8:30/9 am you know?

I stopped to fill up on gas after work. These 2 black dudes at the pump next to mine were looking at me and I was thinking well ok maybe theyre checking me out. Then one comes up to me and says, "Hey you wanna get ginked?" I so did not know what that meant and I figured maybe I didnt hear it right so Im like "Dude? What?" and he says, "Girl, ginked. Heroin yo." So then it like dawns on me that theyre asking me if I wanna go do heroin with them. "No thanks" I say and like hustle into the gas station. I waited for them to take off before I went back out to my car. The clerk asked me if I was gonna buy anything and I explained why I was standing in there. Then he just shook his head and told me I shoulda told him that from the get go so he could call the cops. I apologized and said that I didnt think to say anything because I was kinda freaked out. He just like chuckled at me and told me to not be doing any drugs. I just smiled and went back out to my car. That was the first time I had been like propositioned to do drugs at a fucking gas station. Crazy huh? I never have tried heroin and dont really have an urge to thanks.

Im going to go make some food right now and then come back and do some Monday memes. I like seriously love those things. I think I may be addicted. Oh nooo lol.

The weekend, something naughty and a meme.

**The Unconscious Mutterings meme I did is at the very end of this post**

This weekend was pretty awful. Well it started pretty awful. Friday turned out to be a bunch of bullshit and drama. The night started out to be a good time but then Tasha brought a couple friends from work home and one pf them just happened to be the older sister of Tashas boyfriends ex. So thats when the drama started. I tried making them leave but Tasha was still trying to keep everyone calm which like just didnt happen. So there was a total cat fight that ended up happening between the older sister and Tasha! Then she finally booted them out. Then after that a bunch of Tashs friends like started arguing over who was in the right and who was in the wrong and there were like some mixed up feelings there. That started more bullshit arguments and I just ended telling everyone that didnt live there to get the hell out. Ya aint gotta go home but get the hell outta here like that kinda thing lol. Then Tashas boyfriend came home drunk and had 2 drunk buddies and the sober driver with him. The drunkens ended up breaking the lamp I JUST PURCHASED from Pier One and shattering the glass in our coffee table in the living room. Tashas boyfriend says hes gonna like replace the glass and go lamp shopping with me and replace the lamp sometime this week though. He also has to like get the carpet clean because his friend that broke out the glass cut his arm up and like bled all over the floor but he was okay. Then Nick calls me because he got rear ended on his way home from his buddies house. He asked me if I would come give him a ride. I wasnt even tipsy at this point so I went and got him. I hung out chatting with him for a little bit. The result of that was that were now in like a "serious relationship" now. I hate saying "like omg were boyfriend and girlfriend now eeek" but yeah lol thats what it is now.

I got to spend part of the day and all night with Nick Saturday though so that was totally awesome. We went to lunch at Panera which he let me pay for and its like one of my favorite places to eat. Then we went to see Spiderman 3 which was pretty cool and better than I was thinking it would be though granted I dont honestly know all that much about Spiderman and like the whole story lines and what not but it was pretty cool anyway. Then we went to the park and ran around playing on the playground and acting goofy. That didnt last long since it was HOT and HUMID and felt gross as hell outside. He dropped me off at home and I got a shower and got cleaned up. Then we went to go ice skating (Awww) which was cool because I loooove to go ice skating which Ive told him before but like no guy has ever taken me before without me having to ask and compromise on it. So it was totally sweet. We spent like around 2 1/2 hours ice skating before we left there. He took me to dinner at this French bistro place that I love but its so expensive so I rarely go there lol. I told him that we could go somewhere else because I knew hed end up paying like 60 or more bucks on us to have dinner there not even including a dessert and a tip so I tried to get him to go somewhere else. He said he wanted to try it though and now he had someone to go with so we went in and only had to wait for like maybe 15 minutes before we got a table. I looove that place and Im soo glad I was wearing nice enough clothes lol. The food was soo good like always. I am a dessert fiend so I had a hard time picking between something new and one of my favorites. I tried to get him to let me pay for my part of the bill but he said I covered the movie and lunch so it was no big deal. I didnt argue after that. Then we went back to his place and had some coffee and were like sitting on the couch like just talking. We spent a couple hours talking and joking around. Then he leaned in and started kissing on my neck which just totally drives me wild. We took it to the bedroom before it turned in to anything more than that on the couch. We made out for about 10 minutes then clothes like quickly started being removed. He was sucking and licking my nipples. Brushing tongue across them and continuing on across my breast and to the other one nibbling and biting gently as he went. I reached down and undid his belt so I couple undo his jeans. I used my feet to push them like down off of him. We were down to panties and boxers in about 2 minutes once the undressing started. He started kissing me again and then like slid his hands down into my panties and started fingering me. I was writhing against him it felt so good. I ended up pushing him down and going down on him. I love how he moans when Im sucking his dick. He makes such pretty noises, it turns me on so much more than like sucking his dick does. He came and then it was my turn. He licked and sucked at my clit while fingering me again. Then he slid his tongue in where his fingers had been and went to work down there. He got me so close and then slowed back down so I wouldnt cum yet which drove me fucking nuts lol. He did that one more time before he finally didnt stop and let me cum. Then he was on top of me like kissing and nibbling on my shoulders. I pushed his boxers back down and grabbed ahold of his penis. I rubbed it against like the outside of my vagina. He didnt stop me and I kept doing it. I let the head slide in a little bit and ran it up and down my vagina lips. He was groaning and kissing all over my body still so I kept doing it because it felt sooo very good. I pushed my hips up more to try and get more of his dick inside me. Thats when he rolled off of me and layed there next to me."Kellie, not yet, ok?" I soo thought about asking why not but decided not to push it lol. So we layed there cooling down and he asked me if Id mind spending the night. I said Id rather sleep at my place since I didnt have anything at his place and he said that was fine. I said he could grab some things and come spend the night with me and he agreed and thats what we did.

So now its Sunday and I woke up with Nick cuddling me beside me and then had to get out of the warmth of my bed and his arms so I could like start my day. I let him sleep in while I took a shower but then I woke him up to see if he wanted like a sandwich or anything since I was gonna have a sandwich and some fruit before work today. He made his own sammich and then he was off to go home and clean off while I finished getting ready for work. I got to work 10 minutes early and then I got off at 7 because we werent busy at all and I offered to be the one to bounce because like Id already made 60 bucks in tips and was cool with that for the day. Now here I am almost finished with this totally long post for today.

I'm gonna end it with a new meme I found. I know its like beyond long enough but oh well this blog is mine and for me. Of course maybe thats why no one else really reads it lol but oh well whatever. I still like posting in it all the same. Heres todays meme.

UNCONSCIOUS MUTTERINGS

1. Tumor :: Cancer
   
2. Bunch :: Bananas
   
3. Gratitude :: Thankful
   
4. Feel alive :: Sky dive
   
5. Connect :: Internet
   
6. Temptation :: Sex
   
7. Brighten :: Sunny days
   
8. Jewelry :: Diamonds
   
9. Tough :: Boxers
   
10. Harmless :: Butterflies

If you want to get in on this meme you can go here and check out Unconscious Mutterings.

Time now to end this and go get some dinner.

XoXo

Friday memes

I have discovered that I really like doing memes and today I will try out 2 new ones lol. Its the weekend finally!! I have Friday and Saturday off from work and I dont have to go in until like 3 in the afternoon on Sunday so Im thinking this is going to be like one really fun weekend.

Im at the apartment now with Natalie, Jenny, Daryl and Tawny. Were all having Chinese take out and watching Numb3rs on TV. Ive never seen it before but this episode isnt really like holding my attention hence why I got out the laptop and decided to blog lol. Were having a pretty chill night here for now but around 11 were having like around 10 or so more people showing up plus my roommate Tasha as soon as she gets here from work which shes off around 11. We shall have video games, alcohol, card games no doubt and some totally fun times with friends and such. I love it. Im hoping it stays drama free tonight so here goes crossing my fingers. Well I will have to wait to cross them until like Im done blogging lol. Kinda hard to type with crossed fingers I would imagine.

But anyway time to get on with the memes!! :)


Friday Fiver is 1st up. Go here if you wanna start taking part in this one.

1. Do you gamble?
I have gone to only 1 Casino and gone there 2 times. It was only like a 2 1/2 hour drive from where we live since we went like late at night. It was fun but Im still not old enough to go to like most other Casinos lol. Now when we play poker and stuff around the apartment we usually bet but its never for too much if were even betting for money.

2. Have you ever rode a horse?
Yep! Dont even call it a "Texas thing" though since it wasnt even in Texas that I have gone horse back riding lol. The 5 times Ive been were in Georgia and South Carolina. I dont really get too much into it lol.

3. Do you drink alcohol?
Haha did you read my paragraphs before this? Yes I drink and yes I know Im 19 and its like illegal and such but Im not the only underage person to ever drink. I also dont ever drink and drive and I dont get wasted around people I dont know well.

4. What is your favorite Mexican food?
Tacos! I love tacos. Ground beef tacos with lettuce, sour cream, lettuce, taco sauce and extra cheese. Hmm or nachos. I love those too. With chicken or beef. Topped off with lettuce, tomato, onion, jalapeno, lots of cheese, sour cream and salsa. Oh and enchiladas. I love Mexican food lol.


5. Friday fill-in: On Saturday, I plan to ____.
Sleep late, get some chores and laundry done and then go out and have some fun.


Fridays Feast is up 2nd. Go here if you wanna get involved with this one.

Appetizer
Name something you would not want to own.
A pet snake.

Soup
Describe your hair (texture, color, length, etc.).
Theres a picture of me on my blog over off on the side thingy. Thats very recent and what my hair looks like normally lol.

Salad
Finish this sentence: I’ll never forget ___________.
I'll never forget..... they day I saved my own life. True story. I saved myself from drowning like 2 summers ago.

Main Course
Which famous person would you like to be for one day? Why?
Ashlee Simpson. Not because I like idolize her or anything because trust me I DONT but she looks to be about my size and I couldnt think of another celeb who is close to looking like my size. So Id like go clothes shopping ALL DAY LONG and buy a ton of new clothes with her money lol. Id buy shoes and cosmetics and perfumes and just go crazy in the mall lol. I know thats sooo wrong but thats what Id do lol.

Dessert
Write one sentence about yourself that includes one thing that is true and another thing that is not.
I have a very high sex drive and I love to kiss girls.


Okay so now that those are done Im thinking I like Fridays Feast better but Friday Fiver wasnt too bad either. Maybe I will stay with doing both instead of just picking one. I dunno but anyway time to get moving. I have a stomach growling at me and take-out to get back to!!

Have a great weekend people!!

The talk with Cynthia

This is my 2nd post for today. My TMI Tuesday post is below this one so please check that out too.

Coffee with Cynthia was just like I thought it was gonna be. She made small talk and tried to gossip with me about some stuff but really I was just interested in what she had wanted me to meet her for. I mean I wasnt going to be like really rude and tell her to cut the pleasantry bullshit and get on with what she wanted to talk to me about but holy mother was I sure thinking it. So after about like 30 minutes of not a lot of response from me from her chitter chatter she took another sip of her iced coffee and cleared her throat.

Cynthia: "Well I guess I should start into what I wanted to talk to you about now."

Me: "That would be great."

Cynthia: "I guess you know I'm dating ."

Me: "Yeah we found out the night we ran into you at the bar. We waited to see who you were gonna come out with once we left from inside."

Cynthia: "Yeah I know I saw you guys in the parking lot and I really didnt want you to find out that way but I didnt know you guys were gonna be there."

Me: "Were you ever gonna tell me about this?"

Cynthia: "Kel I mean yeah I woulda done it eventually but well I know how you would be about it so me and thought it would be best to figure out a good way to go about telling you."

Me: "There is NO good way to tell me youre dating him! You like totally have to know that makes me feel so awful that you could be with someone who treated me bad and caused our relationship to end badly. It hurts me to know that you can over look the pain and heart ache he caused me and be with him. You let me cry on your shoulder so many nights because of him before and after it was over. You consoled me and tried to convince me I was too good for him and that I needed to leave him and find better. You helped me through the break up when I was so upset and sad. Then on top of that you totally did this behind my back and then you just like hid it from me all this time. I feel so betrayed by this."

Cynthia: "I dont know what to say Kel. I honestly saw this whole thing going different in my head. I know I thought he was awful for you but I got to know him better and I understand him more and hes not such a bad guy and hes so hot too. I mean thats only a bonus but hes just not what I thought he was. Im sorry your hurt by this and Im so sorry you feel like I have betrayed you but dont you want me to be happy? Cant you be happy for me that I have found someone to be with and be happy with? As one of my best friends dont you want me to be happy Kel?"

Me: "Oh my gosh your trying to make me feel guilty about being upset about this."

Cynthia: "Well not so much but I mean really dont you think your over reacting some?"

Me: "No I dont. You are not supposed to date your close friends exs! You dont do that. You know youd be pissed at me if I did something like this to you."

Cynthia: "I dont know that for sure. Im sorry Kel. I didnt want this to impact our friendship like this because I knew you would feel this way and thats why I tried to hide this from you. So you wouldnt find out and you wouldnt be hurt."

Me: "I did find out. You did hurt me. You did betray me. And you know the worst part about it is you like don't even care or seem like you feel bad at all about any of this."

Cynthia: "I dont know what to say. Im sorry I guess."

Me: "You guess? You guess? Wow you really didnt think this out. I hope I wasnt like some push over pansy in your scenario of how this was gonna play out in your head. You should totally know me better than that by now. Especially since you like to refer to me as like one of your best friends."

Cynthia: "I do Kel. Your like a sister to me honest."

Me: "You would do this to your sister? I guess its a good thing you only have brothers then."

Cynthia: "Wow Kel that was....."

Me: "Mean? Harsh? Bitchy? Yeah it was but I dunno it sounds kinda appropriate given what you just said to me. Im sorry though I didnt want this to get like all catty and stuff so I apologize for stooping like down to that. Im gonna go back home now."

Cynthia: "I will think about all of this and call you so we can talk again and really soon."

Me: "Sure."

Cynthia: "Kel please think about what I have said and please just think about everything in general about you and me and him and just... yeah, everything."

Me: "You do the same. See ya Cyn."


That was how that all went down. Ok maybe I didnt totally anticipate all of that but like I thought it would go something like that and I dont even really know why but I just had like the feeling. I dont know what I should do and Im not sure if I am like over reacting or not. I guess I really need to think about this more.

Right now I need to get some food in my tummy because I havent eaten much all day. I could totally go fatty style and go hit up a drive through and enjoy some cheap greasy goodness. I totally dont eat fast food often because its not that good for one lol. Also because its like unhealthy and stuff but once in a while I do get some. I think a burger and some eggrolls from Jack in the Box sounds hella good right now lol.

Oh I changed aound some stuff on my blog too before I wrote this post lol. I added some more little icons and added a blogroller thing instead of using bloggers links to add them on. I rearanged the order of the pics and other stuff too. I think it looks a little cluttered now so I might do some more work on it later on. :)

TMI Tuesday

1. Ideal amount of sex per week?
Every other day is good for me so like 4 days per week is just dandy. I wont ever complain if its more than that you know lol.


2. Ever had an online affair?
Nope. Well I mean Ive talked flirtaciously online with boys I know and sent some half revealing photos as teases but its all to boys I really know and nothings ever happened from any of it that I can remember so I guess no.


3. Are you a member of the mile high club?
No! I have only ever been on an airplane with my mom and she always watches me like a hawk if I get up for any reason so it hasnt been possible for me yet but one day I think it will be fun to give it a try lol.


4. Are you prejudice against any particular group of people?
Snobby, arrogant, conceited, abusive, dishonest, thugs, violent ones, gangs.


5. What constitutes bad sex?
When it doesnt last long enough to really get into it and like enjoy it the way you should.

When the guy only cares about getting himself off and like doesnt seem to worry about what his partner is wanting or needing. So I guess thats selfishness.

Um. When someone is like set in there ways of performing I guess is how to say it? Like this guy once was doing it in a weird way and I was like "dude I dont like this, it feels more weird than good" and hes like "well my ex used to love it this way" and Im like "hello I am not your dumb ex and I dont like it" so he got like all pissy about it but always wanted to do it that way and never try anything new. Yeah that hell didnt last long.

Oh and also when the guy wants me to be quiet for no reason. Like sex with no noise is just so very boring and it doesnt do me any good. Hearing the like sex noises and the guy making noise turns me on more and I like totally get into being vocal but like in an appropriate way. Like if people are in like range to hear I can keep it down you know.

Bonus (as in optional):
Can females ejaculate?
Some can. I personally never have but Ive like really never tried either. I guess I can add that on to my list of things to try in bed lol.

I you want to start playing TMI TUESDAY you should check out the site and see if you want to get in to doing it on Tuesdays too! No pun intended lol!!! http://tmituesday.blogspot.com is the link to check it out. I had fun.

So Cynthia wants me to meet her at Starbucks in like 30 minutes because she said she feels tension between us now and she thinks she knows why so she wants to talk about it. So I dunno if shes gonna come clean about dating my ex or not but Im about to like go find out. Ill update later when I get back from this. Ta ta for now....