TMI TUESDAY!!

TMI Tuesday is still one of my favorite memes to do lol. Natalie is bringing home some like Thai food for me to try for dinner. I dont think I have ever had any Thai so like I am not sure I will like it. She explained it all to me and it sounds like it will be like interesting to try. We will see if I totally dig it or never wanna touch it again here soon lol! Ok thats like enough rambling for today I did PLENTY of yapping yesterday hehe. On with the TMI!!

1. What was your first job?
Baskin Robbins scooping yummy ice cream all summer when I was 15.

2. When did you go to your first funeral?
When I was 11. For an aunt that I like, never had met, not even once. She lived in Paris and they had her sent back here to be buried since like thats what she had wanted done. She died young though but she had all her stuff in line because of what she did for a living and what she did for fun. She was like a big risk taker apparently so like she knew she needed to keep things in line in case like anything happened to her. I wish I had gotten to know her because she seemed like a totally cool lady.

3. What is the sexiest word in the English dictionary?
Lust, desire, perpendicular, Sapphire, carnal, revealing, wet. I know some of those probably seem weird to other people lol but ohhh well. :):)

4. Are you left handed or right handed? Which direction does the top of your head lean when you kiss on the lips?
Right handed. Usually I lean right but like currently with Nick he is ambidextrous so he can go either way. So sometimes we like knock foreheads a little bit because I never know which way he is like gonna be going lol.

5. Females: Which breast is larger?
The left one is slightly larger. No I didnt have to check either lol.

Bonus (as in optional):Define sexy?
Charisma, confidence, a nice smile, respect and ambition.


I you want to start playing TMI TUESDAY you should check out the site and see if you want to get in to doing it on Tuesdays too! No pun intended lol!!! http://tmituesday.blogspot.com is the link to check it out. I had fun.

Massive update lol

Ok so I like got so busy with doing memes that I forgot to do updates with life and stuff in between those. So to anyone reading I am sorry now but this is going to be like seriously long. If anyone truly gets all the way through this then bravo honey because you get a standing ovation lol. Ok lets dive in!

Katelynne broke up with Mason and Beth. Beth left Mason for a relationship with Anne and another female. Mason and Katelynne still work together at my job but its like so insanely awkward. Apparently Mason badly wants Katelynne back. She says so sooo doesnt want back with him. Apparently one night Beth had Anne over. Mason got home and apparently he didnt like penetrate Anne but he did everything but fuck her. So Katelynne found out and packed up her stuff and moved out to go live with her best friend. I kinda dont feel sorry for her because they had such an odd relationship and it was obvious Mason wasnt too into being like monogamous. But hes like all sad and crap over her. He was writing poems about like being lonely and missing Katelynne and stuff like that on napkins on his break. Its sad that theyre both like hurting so much (even though KLynne is trying to totally pretend otherwise) but really, what did they expect with the way they were doing things??? Seriously lol. For more clarity on the drama behind this, go here to this previous post for a bit of like the explaination.


Things between me and Nick are going well. Hes such a total sweetheart! And he is soo passionate. We still havent had sex yet though! Its driving me totally mad. Like we make out and fool around you know the whole oral sex bit. We get so close and then we slow down and back away from sex. Well, he slows down and backs away. I want to! Obviously you know that if you like read my blog though hehehe. Its making me crazy! He is sooo passionate and sensual. His kisses, touches, licks, bites, nibbles... everything, sensual and passionate. He gets me sooo hot only to abruptly stop and cool me back down. Siiigh. I have like talked to him about it as of last night actually and he says hes just not ready to do it yet. Im like ugh but hey its okay, eventualy we will get there. We went to dinner last night too and this themed restaraunt Id never heard of. It was so cool, this dude dressed as The Big Bad Wolf was our server and he totally was into the role too. So much fun. Then we went and had desserts at this French cafe I adore which I think I have posted about before lol. Hes awesome. :)


Cynthia is still dating my ex but she still wants to try to stay close to me. I dunno if Im just like being a bitch or not but I just really cant do it right now. I know she had nothing to do with the way he treated me but I dunno. I just wouldnt get into a relationship with one of my like supposed best friends at all! Like especialy not when that ex treated them so badly and hurt them so much. I just dont see how she can be okay with all of it at all. And it like... it hurts me that she would be with him. But now Im starting to think maybe Im making too much of it? I just dont know. :(


Tasha and her boyfriend have been like arguing a lot lately. It makes things a little awkward around the house because Tasha is one of those who holds on to things too long so she will be like snippy with him the rest of the day when they have like had an argument that day. She was telling me the other day shes not sure she wants to be with him anymore. I started asking her more about that but she like got totally defensive and snippy and wouldnt talk anymore about it.


I havent talked to my mom since Mothers Day. I think she is still bitter about me leaving home I guess. My moms not a bad lady so dont think that we just have a LOT of trouble getting a long now. She has a lot of trouble with thinking of me as an adult and like treating me like one. Also on Mothers Day she asked me if I was done pretending to be a grown up yet and if I was ready to come home yet. Which just kind of pissed me off. I mean I know I have roommates so were all like sharing the rent and bills and all that. But still, to me I feel like Im being responsible. I dont know. Im just like soo confused right now about a lot. Siigh.

Well I think this way def long enough lol. I might come back later and find a Monday meme to do. Hehehe. :)

Kisses!
~Kellie~

Early Saturday boredom...

Your Lust Quotient: 59%

You are definitely a lustful person, but you do a good job of hiding it. Your friends would be surprised to know that your secretly very wild!

How Much Lust Do You Have?

You Are 64% Open Minded

You are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded. Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints. But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line. You're open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself.

How Open Minded Are You?

The Part of You That No One Sees

You are unique, witty, and even a little snobby. You're quite proud of who you are, and nothing is going to change that. You've paved your own way in life, and you've ended up where you want to be. Underneath it all, you feel very isolated from the rest of the world. It's hard to find people to relate to you on every level. The mundane interests of your friends and family often bore or depress you.

What's the Part of You That No One Sees?

You Are a Bad Girl

You are 30% Good and 70% Bad You're a total bad girl, from your wild hair to tattooed toes. But you're too badass to even care if you're labeled "bad"!

Are You a Good Girl or a Bad Girl?

Your Stripper Song Is

My Love Is Like ... Wo by Mya "My love is like...wo My kiss is like...wo My touch is like...wo" You're the full package - and you let everyone know it!

What Song Should You Strip To?

Your Personality Is Like Acid

A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict. One moment you're in your own little happy universe... And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell!

What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

In a Past Life...

You Were: A Genius Assassin. Where You Lived: Portugal. How You Died: Buried alive.

Who Were You In a Past Life?

What Your Face Says

At first glance, people see you as warm and well-balanced. Overall, your true self is passionate and physical. With friends, you seem dramatic, lively, and quick to react. In love, you seem energetic - almost manic. In stressful situations, you seem cheerful and optimistic.

What Do People Think Of Your Face?

You Are 40% Bitchy

You're a pretty sweet person, and you're definitely not prone to bitchy outbursts. Sometimes, though, you can't help thinking mean thoughts about people. But at least you don't act on them!

How Bitchy Are You?

You Are a Gingerbread House

A little spicy and a little sweet, anyone would like to be lost in the woods with you.

What Holiday Food Are You?

Your Ex is Histrionic

Your ex is hot and cold - a total drama queen or king. Your ex can't survive without tons of dramatics, attention, and approval. People with histrionic personality disorder are inappropriately seductive, prone to rapid mood swings, and rash decision makers. Sound at all familiar?

What's Wrong With Your Ex?

Your Lucky Underwear Is Red

You're confident and bold, and your lucky red underwear will only make you more sure of yourself. You have a great zest for life, and you tend to take on impossible goals - and succeed. When it comes to love, it's hard for you to take the time to open up. You're too busy conquering the world. So if you're looking for a little more romance, put on your red underpants. And see where their passion takes you!

What Color Is Your Lucky Underwear?

I am a posting fool today! #3 here!

Im posting a lot today lol. I just feel like being lazy and not doing a whole lot today. I know its Friday and we will like probably have people and stuff over to chill tonight in the apartment but nothing big. Im just not in the mood to go out tonight amd chilling at the apartment with friends is cheaper and still fun lol.

Ok so I am resuming my memes lol. My first one today is Friday Fiver which you can check out here.

1. What was on your mind yesterday?
Bills, Nick, sex, grocery shopping, what to do for Kiras birthday, other stuff too I bet lol.

2. What is on your mind today?
Right now whether I wanna order Chinese or pizza for delivery service lol. Oh and still what to do for Kiras birthdat.

3. Do you like bonfires?
I think theyre fun with the right people and in the right weather lol.

4. Do you believe in the paranormal?
Somewhat.

5. Can you swim?
Oh yeaah! I love to go swimming, I went this morning actually lol.


Meme #2 today is Friday's Feast. You can go here if you want to play that one lol.

Appetizer
List 3 emotions you experienced this week.
Anger.
Lust.
Disappointment.


Soup
Name a car you’d love to have.
I have a list that has BMWs, Lexus and a Ferarri on there lol. Any of those.

Salad
Describe your typical morning routine.
My alarm goes off, I hit snooze, it goes off again, I get up, I pee and wash my face, I exercise and jog, I have breakfast, I shower, do my hair, do make up, get dressed. Then I either go to work or go do whatever it is Im gonna be doing first that day.

Main Course
Have you ever emailed someone famous? If so, who, and what did you say to them? Did they reply?
Never lol. I wish I had a better answer but this is the truth of it.


Dessert
Do you listen to podcasts? If so, which ones?
Aww my answers are so lame lol but no, I dont listen to any podcasts either.


Ok now I will finally go start on an update post lol but I still think it will be like Monday before that makes it up.

CAUTION: Naughty Content

In case yall havent figured it out yet lol I love doing memes and surveys and stuff like that. I dunno why but its like just addicting to me. So to make up for my absence here is a naughty little survey I got off myspace lol. Its mostly sex related so if you dont wanna like read that kind of content, skip this post lol and stay away from most of my other posts too hehehe. Ok here yall go, enjoy. Comment and let me know I still have some readers lol.


ADULT SURVEY

1) Ever been to a strip club?
A couple of times.

2) Ever been to a bar?
Yes sure not ever to legally drink since Im only a wee little 19 lol.

3) Ever been kicked out of a bar?
Nope!

4) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No, I will stumble and have people help me away but I will not be carried lol.

5) Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes but it wasnt that great.

6) Thrown up from drinking too much?
A few times yuck lol.

7) Had sex in a car?
Oh yeah lol a few times there too lol. It was ok except for one time that was totally fantastic.

8) Had sex in a park?
Yes!

9) Had sex in a cinema?
A cinema? lol Yeah I have tried and its been ok, I guess I just dont get how fucking in a theater goes lol.

10) Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes but not a public one lol.

11) Had sex at work?
Not that I remember lol.

12) Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes.

13) Bought something from an "adult" store?
Yeah a few things hehe. I made a post about some of my toys a while back. :)

14) Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
This is talking about my myspace friends list and I have a couple people on there that I have fooled around with and a couple that I wouldnt mind doing lol.

15) Have you ever had your ass fingered?
A couple of times lol. I prefer beads honestly.

16) Are your breasts real?
Helll yeaaah.

17) Have you ever kissed a stranger?
Yes but its not a habit lol.

18) Does someone have naughty pics of you?
If you consider nude to be naughty then yes lol.

19) Ever had oral sex in a nightclub?
No.

20) Ever had sex with someone you met through Myspace?
No, I dont meet people off there.

21) Have you ever had sex with someone who was just a friend?
Yeah. Draama.

22) Have you ever had anal?
Yes.

23) Have you ever given it, like with a dildo (girls)/taken it (boys)?
Nooo, thats creepy lol.

24) Given/Received a rim job?
No on the given, yes on the received.

25) Flashed/Mooned anyone?
Yes on the flashed, no on the mooned.

26) Dated multiple people at the same time?
Yes but none were committed relationships and we both knew we were dating other people.

27) Had a one night stand?
Yeah, totally not worth it.

28) Willingly had sex with a family member (or wanted to)?
Noooo! Disgusting.

29) Have you ever shrimped/or/snowballed anyone?
No lol.

30) Dirty Sanchez?
NO. Never.

31) Pissed on someone?
I did once because this guy I was dating begged me to so many times that like I just gave in.Totally weird and never did it again.

32) Danced on a stage?
Yeaah.

33) Played with chains, ropes, monkey bars?
Guess what I did with my graduation ropes.... hehehe!

34) Beaten someone?
Not really no if you mean like cuts and bruises lol.

35) Do you bite?
When Im really horny.

36) Hard or soft biting?
Somewhere in the middle mostly.

37) Hard or soft sex?
It changed with my mood lol. Hard is great for when Im like really horny and just wanna fuck the hell out of someone. Its also great when like Im in a horny aggressive mood. Soft sex is more romantic and sensual and feels just really nice. Then somewhere in between the 2 is like goood too and what I usually perfer lol.

38) How many partners (a.0-5/b.6-10/c.11-15/d.16-20/e.20+)?
Ill just pick a letter and say B lol.

39) Have you ever had a fuck buddy?
Yes lol. That can be nice sometimes...

40) Have you ever had a bisexual partner?
Yes lol.

41) What do you think of beastiality?
Gross.

42) Would you have more than one boyfriend/girlfriend in a serious relationship at once?
No lol I think it would be difficult to manage lol.

43) Rate your DESIRE for sex (not your actual intake)?
(Nympho/I love sex or calmed down nympho/I would like some/Sex scares me)
I love sex but Im not considering myself any kind of nympho lol although Im not too clear on how much sex a person has before called a nympho.

44) How often do you swear?
Probably way more than I should lol.

45) Do you own/use a sex toy?
All I have to say is check this post out lol... why buy them and not use them?!

46) Are you multi-orgasmic?
-ish.

47) Have you changed your clothes in the last 24 hours?
LOL Of course!

48) Are you an exhibitionist?
Sometimes lol I kinda flip back and forth on that one.

49) Do you like to walk around your house half/fully naked?
Half yeah a lot but naked only sometimes when no ones here or when only me and Natalie are the ones at home.

50) Bra size/dick size?
Small C cup.

Oops Ive been absent

I apologize to the few people who like check up on my blog since I havent made a post in days and days. Ive just been super busy with work and life in general and havent spent much time on the computer at all. I honestly forgot about my own damn blog for a couple days but I have rememberd and am now back again for more lol. I will start working on a general life update tonight but that might take a while even in like the condensed version so that will be up like probably Monday I think.

Kisses.
~Kellie~

DrAmA!!

Drama drama DRAMA. Work is all about it. Youd think work was like all about work but nooo its all about the drama. Theres a girl, Katelynne. Another girl, Beth. A guy, Mason. Katelynne is straight. Beth is bisexual. Mason is bisexual too. Katelynne and Beth are both Masons girlfriends. Yeah, two girlfriends. They obviously know about each other. All 3 of them live in the same house. They all sleep in like the same king sized bed every night. Since Katelynne is straight, they never have the technical like 3some sexually. Katelynne doesnt help when Mason and Beth are fucking but she doesnt leave the room either. Beth doesnt get in it when Katelynne and Mason are fucking because Katelynne wont allow it. They do the whole relationship thing together as a 3some though. So its totally odd and no one really gets it but its whatever. Anyway everyone LOVES to gossip about them since Katelynne and Mason work together at my job. Beth works at the place next door so shes in a lot since she like typicaly gets off before they do. Everyone knows about them. They flaunt it badly to everyone. Well, Beth has started having sex with another girl. This girl is Anne. Anne is not allowed into their 3some relationship. Katelynne is mad that Beth is doing someone else. Mason says hes a little put off with it but doesnt mind so much because Beth shows him pictures and tells him about her sex with Anne. Katelynnes getting a little jealous that Mason has such an interest in what Beth and Anne do. Well duh! Hes OBVIOUSLY a guy who digs the thought of having 2 chicks. Hello honey, didnt you figure that one out already? So anyway Katelynne has been really snotty and bitchy to Mason as work the past few days. They had a totally big fight outside tonight after their shifts had ended. So this is how everyone in there tonight found about the whole Anne thing. They got into a fight in the parking lot and Katelynne came back in crying and sat in the bar area of the restaraunt. Mason had left because Katelynne said she told him to get away from her and leave her alone for a while. They had taken Masons car to work so Katelynne said she would just like get a ride from a coworker when she was ready to go home.

People start offering advice telling her to get out of the relationship shes in. "Its unhealthy. Its wrong. You shouldn't be putting up with these things. Youre in a shitty situation. You deserve better. Hes a jerk anyway." All stuff like that you know.

Apparently Mason had gone home and told Beth everything. Katelynne had been sitting up there for like umm... I think about an hour and a 1/2 when Beth comes storming into the bar part of the restaraunt. She gets in Katelynnes face and starts yelling at her about how shes being stupid and how she made Mason feel so bad and stuff like that. Katelynne gets like totalllyyy pissed and gets up and starts yelling at Beth. Our manager came over and broke them up and took them both to the outside. They kept fighting out there after he had like left them alone. Then they came in like 30 minutes later all huggy and friendly again. They were sitting there on the stools maybe like 10 minutes when Beth said something to set Katelynne off and they started fighting all over again. Beth screamed at her and then took off.

I have no idea what else came of that because I got off and got the hell outta there ASAP lol. Im sure tomorrow the rumor mill will be like spinning at full circle though. Drama like whoa I swear. Its always something.